The winner of this item will receive a Slightly Used and Possibly Defective Husband kit. When used as directed will give you the genuine feeling of an underappreciated wife.
The kit includes the following:
*One bag of whisker shavings to spread around your bathroom sink.
*One bath towel to throw on the bathroom floor.
*etc.
Talk about defective! He’s going for one dollar and you hafta pay ten bucks for shipping! He doesn’t even drive.