Canadian Inventor Troy Hurtubise is at it again — the intrepid inventor of the Bearsuit, Fire-Paste, and Light Infantry Military Blast Cushion has revealed a new invention which he claims can ‘fuse light‘. Hurtubise has been featured demonstrating his other inventions on numerous television and radio shows, but if his claims about Angel-Light are correct it may be too dangerous to test!
According to Hurtubise, the Angel–Light has a unique effect: it makes solid objects completely transparent, a bit like the classic comic-book “X-Ray specs” were supposed to work. However, Troy’s found a secondary “Hyde-Effect” that makes it unpredictably dangerous. The beam will destroy any electronics in the beam’s path — even up to aircraft at 70,000 feet in height. Even worse, the beam causes nearly immediate biological damage that’s made Troy hesistant to continue researching it!
When The Simpsons parodies something you’ve done it’s an added bonus.
After another failed Mother’s day gift, Homer takes the kids to Sprawl-Mart and ends up buying a Kitchen Carnival for Marge. Homer uses the Carnival to create an edible candy man, but Marge finally forces him to take it to the Springfield Dump – where he’s promptly attacked by a bear. When he’s labelled a coward by the media, Homer builds a bear-fighting suit, and after some Jackass style testing antics sets out to confront the bear, parodying the little-known Canadian documentary Project Grizzly.
If I ever win the lottery, I’m funding this guy.