Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball ~. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.
Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum ~.
The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available ~. Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor.
As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap. Anyways, if your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then “T-bird” is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum.
Like its brother Cisco, “Wild I” definitely has some secret additives that go straight to the cranium. It’s called “wild” for a good reason, and bystanders should beware. Wild Irish Rose is sure to light a fire of drunken rage in your soul. Only those willing to sacrifice their liver need apply.
I like reading about these bum wines, but I don’t think I want to try ANY of them.